Monday, December 01, 2008 By: Kate

The life of a hardened criminal.

On Nov. 19th, a county sheriff pulled me over and gave me a ticket for failure to signal! GOOD GRIEF! Failure to SIGNAL?! I am so glad he is out there protecting all the rest of you poor, innocent, helpless citizens from hardened criminals like myself! I probably would have gone on recklessly failing to signal for the rest of my born days if he had not intervened on your behalf. I am a chastened and reformed former criminal who has seen the error of my ways now that I have relieved myself of the burden of $82.00; payable to the county justice court.

2 comments:

Teresa said...

I bet that was in AF. There are on the rampage. They just gave my mom a ticket for going 35 mph.

Omer Family said...

HA! You wayward hussy. Dean got a $110 ticket for the lamp above his license plate being burned out! You guys could hang out, drink, and tell cop stories. hee hee